I don't want to die, but if I ran this bitch ↓
§. The Kush Boys Policy .§
¶- Not only would marijuana be legalized and decriminalized, but EVERY single fucking Tobacco, Alcohol, and Pharmaceutical company MUST GROW marijuana, and grow good shit too, because they will get graded on and fined if the quality is not a certain quality. Once passing the quality grade, they will distribute it everywhere they sell their products. But it would be FREE to the general public or anyone who would like some.
¶- Healthcare would be FREE for everybody. This will be paid for by all fast food restaurants and soda beverage companies.
¶- All oil, gas, and energy companies must install solar panels and a hydroponic growers kit, in every home in America. Fuck it, in Canada too.
¶- War budgets will NOT come from the Federal Government and taxes from the general public, but instead war money must only come from Fortune 500 company budgets.
¶- All video game companies, major record labels, major film studios, and the news media must donate a minimum of 25%, to all public schools and libraries in America.
¶- The auto industry must pay all DMV fees and auto insurance for licensed drivers. Good drivers get "sponsor" cars.
¶- The penitentiaries will no longer be serve as cheap labor and slaves for huge companies. Instead, inmates will get paid minimum wage for their work: half of the wage will go to the inmates and their families, and the other half will be use for the general public's moving violation fees, parking tickets, etc.
¶- College education will be FREE to any high school graduate. This will be paid for by the professional sports industry: NBA, NFL, MLB, Nascar, golf, boxing, college sports, etc.
¶- All professors, teachers, care-givers, and educators will be granted, at minimum, a three (3) sponsorship endorsement deal by Fortune 500 companies.
¶- The fashion industry must provide clothing for the homeless.
¶- All churches must provide daily shelter for the homeless. All open rooms in the church should be occupied as free hostel rooms for the night. This way there would be a less likely chance that a priest will to try have sex with a young boy. All churches MUST install solar panels and keep the entire place lit up all the time. American churches should be lit up like Vegas casinos.
¶- Prostitution will be legalized and half of the proceeds will go towards Salvation Army's newest department, the Salvation Grocery. All food items items will cost a fraction of the retail price. Prostitution services will also be offered in all penitentiaries.
¶- The IRS must provide unlimited number of free condoms.
¶- Unemployment will only last for 3 months. After that, you have to volunteer 20 hours a week for community service.
¶- All teenage parents must go through a strict mandatory, work/live, parenting program for 7 years. This will be subsidized by the porn industry.
¶- A Free Labor Program will be offer to small businesses in need of employees. The Free Labor Program will utilize everyone on unemployment and anyone who has community service duties.
¶- All violent offenders must participate in a reality sports and amazing challenges show, that will air on all media platforms. Ad revenues will go to public schools, libraries, and Salvation Army.
¶- All politicians and government officials will have a online personal poll rater, use and rated by the general public. If the polls are below 40%, they will automatically get fired from position. This includes the President also.
¶- All church-workers or clergy people that are accused and have been convicted in sexual acts with minors must serve their time in the newly legal prostitution services offered to the penitentiaries as community service.
¶- Guns & bullets manufacturing companies must pay for all funeral cost for deaths cause by guns and bullets. Anyone that died from a bullet should have a funeral on the house.
¶- Celebrities that break the law, aside from killing someone on purpose should NEVER do any jail time, instead they must do assigned waiting jobs at local restaurants.
¶- As for the Border, this issue will quietly soon be a matter of the past; say NAU, the North American Union, Amero Power. But if anyone in the south, by the "old border" of America; wants to "green light" with the Mexican gángsteres, just rememeber you'll still be fighting as an American, so rock on. I'm not encouraging violence and fighting, but it's just natural for humans to fight when strangers move in together. Everyone on earth has gotten into it with a rommate before, so rock on my dudes.
Here is my present resume ↓
Drue86 aka George W. Kush aka Phil Stone
CURRENT PROJECTS ↓
I've been working on an animation project called MASTER KUSH for the last couple years. We've developed 13 t.v. episodes, 13 animated webisodes, a feature length movie, and a video game. We're currently in production for the webisodes and t.v. episodes. Watch "The Making of Master Kush Animation Dankumentary" webisodes in the VIDEO section, for accurate up-to-date production status.
WORKING POSITION INCLUDES ↓
Artist, Art Director, Writer, Producer, Director, Project Manager, Designer, Illustrator, Web Designer, Graphic Designer, Cameraman, Consultant, Cash Collector, Salesman, Clean Up Guy, Hoo-Banger, Ghost-Writer, Ballatician, Botanist.
OBJECTIVE ↓
My objective is to smash on weak-ass, hatred-filled, prancing punks. Make these cheap big wigs break big bread. Mingle with fine and lascivious broads. Boss up on the business accounts and leave a sticky stain legacy as a dope academic artist.
SKILLS ↓
- Expert knowledge in the latest versions of Adobe Photoshop, ImageReady, Illustrator, InDesign, Flash, Dreamweaver, Fireworks, Premiere, AfterEffects, Avid Xpress, Media Composer, Final Cut Pro HD, Quark-Xpress, Microsoft Word, Excel, PowerPoint, Generator, Swift 3D, 3D StudioMax, DVD Studio Pro, Maya, Lightwave, and all them other geek ass programs.
- Medium includes oils, acrylics, watercolors, gouache, pencils, charcoals, graphite, pastels, crayons, pens, aerosol paint, and graffiti markers.
- Proficient with a Macintosh, crappy PCs, sketchbooks, calculators, 10-keys, DVD players, paintbrushes, cameras, screwdrivers, shanks, axes, slim-jims, hand guns, silencers, automatics, tasers, pepper-spray, flame-throwers, triple-beams, liquor bottles, nude women, cell phones, nun-chucks, and ninja stars.
WORK EXPERIENCE ↓
1. Employer: Robinson*Mays l Position: Stock Boy
Time Served: 6 Months l Payment: $5.25/Hr.
Plus five-finger discounts of China sets, a vacuum, shirts, some Polo gear, and a bunch of kitchen shit.
2. Employer: Wherehouse Music l Position: Cashier
Time Served: 3 Weeks l Payment: $4.25/Hr.
Plus a grip of free movies, cds, and pornos. (It was for this chick I was seeing at the time, she was into it.)
3. Employer: Michael's l Position: Art Dept. Manager
Time Served: 5 Months l Payment: $5.50/Hr.
Plus a free art department of supplies.
4. Employer: Blue Chip l Position: Forgot what I did there
Time Served: 2 Weeks l Payment: $6.25/Hr.
I remembered these muthafuckas didn't have shit to take.
5. Employer: Tha Big Homies l Position: Street Pharmacist
Time Served: 3 Years - $1,000+/Weekly.
Benefits was fly cars, car stereos, tickets to the game, jewels, fat cash stacks, and lascivious women.
CLIENT INCLUDES ↓
Major Banks, Venture Capitals, Auto Manufacturers, Auto Dealerships, Major Movies Studios, Online Companies, Magazines, Beverage Companies, Restaurants, Gun Shops, Fancy-Smancy Clubs in LA, Massage Parlors, Promotional Companies, Fast-Food Restaurants, Retailers, Clothing Lines, Film/TV Production Companies, Specialized Car Shops, Advertising Agencies, Record Labels, Design Companies, Recording Artist, Agents, Managers, Directors, Producers, Writers, Politicians, Publicists, Actors, Rich Homosexuals, Thugs, Drug Dealers, Convicted Felons trying to go legit, Gangsters, Hustlers, Strippers, Pimps, and Whores.
(I don't drop names out of respect for my clients, due to the fact that they rather not have me associated with them.)
SALARY ↓
OK, here's the bottom line on my compensation, I was heavily influenced by gangsta rap, so it's basically "Fuck You, Pay Me."
- If you have a project and your budget is only a few hundred bucks... You better have one excellent co-signer or I better owed you a huge fuckin' favor.
- If you have 4 digits to spend, you'll get my attention... but not is there's kush or chicks around. (but kush and chicks are usually around all the time.)
- If you got a 5 digit budget, I won't drink, smoke or do drugs right before our meetings. (But even that's got to be in the high 5 digits. I mean.. c'mon, we blow about 50 racks on kush every year.
- For low 6 figure budgets, I promise to be on time. For high 6 figure budgets, I'll be rocking fly ass suits to your meetings.
- Now if you're talking 7 and plus figures, I'd push wigs back and stomp mud holes in muthafuckas, while rocking fly ass Italian suits.
