HAIKUSH

THOMAS JEFFERSON
Kush Boys smoke crops like Thomas Jefferson,
we try to act more like a 21st century nobleman,
except we might hump on a girl like a doberman.

PRINCE'S HOUSE
You don't know what you're missing out,
I'm leaving a party from Prince's house,
I just did the naughty in a bitch's mouth.

ARISTOCRAT
I'm a modern day nobleman, you can say aristocrat,
more like the chosen one, you can say Christ is back,
yea I can talk shit for fun, you can say talking smack.

ASS AND TALES
I be like a wild dog like those alpha males,
chasing them chicks out for ass and tales,
but girls love those types so it never fails,
and after I bury the bone, I'm ready to bail.

MOUTHWIDE OPEN
In California, we be westside rollin',
and girls be rushin' outside scopin',
a few will have their mouthwide open.

PAD AND A PEN
i smoke purple with my homies & roll in a benz,
and outside my circle, I ain't got no real friends,
its why I express myself using a pad and a pen.

MAGNIFICENT
They say your boy is brilliant and real magnificent,
and all that yada yada may have some significant,
which is cool as long as I'm still the check recipient.

BAD BITCH
I write a Haikush using the proper English language,
and I enjoy this like I enjoy a peanut butter sandwich,
the same way I would enjoy a slutty female bad bitch.

SIR LANCELOT
i am royalty like King Arthur and Sir Lancelot,
plus I smoke marijuana in every chance I got,
cause I have no problems in financing my pot.

MOVERS & SHAKERS
I hang and roll with movers and shakers of all industries,
and smoking on expensive hydroponic marijuana trees,
while joking about the last broad we had on her knees,
squares won't understand it like it was written in Chinese.

SEXUAL GESTURES
Sexual gestures at places of business are inappropriate,
so I was working late night with this fine ass associate,
then she wanted sex and I didn't want to be inconsiderate,
so I posted ads on Craigslist and got into some pimpin' shit.

PURPLE HAZE
Kush Boys do work like designers by trade,
creating verve within clouds of purple haze,
lascivious women shall lead to getting laid,
as far as workwise, just tell us what it pays.

GODDESS & SAVIOR
My head is in her head but my mind is on stacking paper,
as we chill in a hot sauna breathing in marijuana vapors,
pressures of work can only be relieved by special favors,
that's why I look at her like she's my goddess and savior.

QUICK SHOWER
I'm rushing to take this quick shower,
cause I got a meeting in the next hour,
like a worker bee hitting a sexy flower.

ORGANIZED SYNDICATE
Kush Boys move like an organized syndicate,
so please understand our time is quite limited,
& girls should give it up when we say gimme it.

SEX WITH YOU
I would never get tired of having sex with you,
love the sound and how your body flexes too,
and when we're done it's always a messy goo.

BAR BRASERRIE
I'm at a bar braserrie drunk in the south of France,
bouncing with a chick to some house and trance,
and later that night i'll be pulling down her pants.

DUTCHIE
I met this Dutch freak and she's hot to death,
gave me dome and got my love on her breath,
so I hit the Dutchie again and pass it to the left.

GIVING IT UP
I'm trying to get this fine girl into some sex,
but she ain't giving it up cause of respect,
so I just play with her thang with my index.

YVES SAINT LAURENT
She was really drunk so she gave me keys to her Benz,
smelling like weed, liquor and a little Yves Saint Laurent,
and later on that night she became more than just a friend.

© 2008 George W. Kush