Last Updated ↓ 1.19.2008

§. Welcome to my newly designed website. So I've now had this homepage since 1999, and back then flash was still a new thing and we was stoked to be showcasing our flash sites. 8 years later, I'm still on the cutting edge of high-technology through the phone lines, the new site presented in jpegs, gifs and pure html. If you have font propblems, don't hit me about it. Don't hate, it is what it is.

§. Obama and Hiliary should run together... like there's no connection between a white woman and a black man. I would volunteer to be the Britney Whisperer. Oh yeah, don't forget to go cop a fresh Kush Couture shirt. Rock it in church, rock it in class, rock it in a club and see how fast a chick will holla at you... real talk. Til next time... 5k ;o)